Hilarity and Insanity

So...today was very interesting. Yes, this seems to be the common word used lately. Let me explain. I spend most of the day with my brother helping him do stuff at work, filling out forms etc. Then I went on to help his friend, of whom I am giving an alias...Bob. :) So "Bob" gave me a lot of paperwork to do and I was helping him out. It's funny to me how people can look at you and just assume things. For instance, a few months ago my brother and I went out for Chinese food. My nephew, his son, was with us. The waiter came to our table and when he talked he made the assumption that I was my brother's wife! How insane! He called him 'dad' and me 'mom'! haha So funny. Then today at work "Bob" and I went to get some paperwork from a different dept and when we got there a lady asked if I was his wife! He was like ,"no she is the little sister of so and so." The lady laughed and said sorry she thought I was "Bob's" wife. I had a quippy moment and said, "He wishes." The look on "Bob's" face was funny as his mind immediately went to the gutter. Afterwards we were laughing about it and he said as we left, and forgive my language but he said, "that would be one hell of a heart attack for me and one hell of a way to go!" HAHA oh my gosh that was funny. Of course he meant it sexually but it was just so funny. He even told my brother when we got back up to the office. Man, that was insane. Its so crazy how one assumption can be the start of a whole string of hilarious things. :p